hand humper

When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.

Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.

Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂

by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019

no why are your hands wet

A typical question someone asks when your hands have a moisture or liquid on them

“No Why are your hands wet” “What do you mean” “Your hands are wet”

by StreakZus Christ May 18, 2023

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Hangover Hand

When someone leaves their digital hand raised after they have spoken on a video conferencing call.

“Tina, is that a hangover hand or do you still have a question?”

by E.Lo December 8, 2021

Homie Hands

The action of covering a homies weed to block out strong winds, and make lighting the joint/pipe/bowl/bong easier.
Real homies do Homie Hands.

Smoker 1: Yo bro, it's way too windy out here to light this. Mind giving me some homie hands?
Smoker 2: Yeah of course bro.

by Normbot13 November 30, 2020

barbie hands

Girly and cute.

Perfect.

Damn, she's got some barbie hands.

by ballsanweenas June 23, 2014

Jake hands

When your hands are small af

Dang he got jake hands

by Booiiiiiioi April 25, 2019