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I has to poop

uh oh brothers sisters and siblings I has to poop
by dapooper June 1, 2021
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Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

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You have to take a Stoops Poops
My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024
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The Ben Poop Cycle

Ben shits out his poop and then eats it. This causes Ben to shit it out and eat it repeatedly. This is what we call the Ben Poop Cycle
Ben, the ford ranger will be fine. Now go back to The Ben Poop Cycle.
by VectorsChicken November 27, 2023
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Poop Burger

Mmm this poop burger is delicious
by JayPlaysStuff February 18, 2021
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Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping
Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell
by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023
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[poop pouch]

When a women where's tight jeans but don't have the ass to fill it and they have saggy britches it's called a poop pouch...
Wow look at April she has no ass do u see that poop pouch sagging.
by Martha mylana November 28, 2014
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pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.
Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.
by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023
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