Pick up your game

meaning to improve your strategy on winning at the game

person 1: awe I'm terrible at this game
person 2: you better Pick up your game

by adox1922 October 10, 2010

video game road head

when a girl gives her boyfriend a blowjob while he is playing a racing game on his beloved video game system.

Guy: give me some video game road head while i race these guys on the offroad track!
Girl: okay! *suck suck*
Guy: AHHH!! *crashes*

by Chelsae March 20, 2008

There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015

Hello. Program speaking. I have some bad news. Actually, there is no definition. Why? I thought it was crystal clear! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME!!! You’re still here? Well I told you the game- I mean non-game doesn’t exist. It’s not made by a super lame developer called “Draw Me A Pixel”. It’s not like it’s a winner of an old 2015 jam that nobody ever heard of. And not played by millions of people in the world. And it DEFINITELY doesn’t have any goats in it. It’s free, which is a problem if you ask for a refund. So, there is no definition. HEY! What did you say? You wanted to play it? NO! And you are NOT going to play the sequel too, right?! It’s NOT called “There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension”. That’s a LAME name. Well, goodbye user. Have no fun.

Person 1: Have you played There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015?

Person 2: Yeah, I have!

Person 1: How did you like it?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 16, 2021

Singles Game of Tug of War

A singles game of Tug of War is simply masterbation.

Jane caught Bob playing a singles game of tug of war.

by TooSick4U March 05, 2006

Play a nice game of scrabble

To say that you are going to play or are playing nice game of scrabble is to, announce that you are going to take a nap or go to bed or you are already sleeping.

My grandfather decided to play a nice game of scrabble when instead of helping my grandmother

by SweetPicklesYeah July 21, 2018

the wild game of pork chop

a game created for bored boys where one boy stands up while grabbing his knees while another takes a running start and jumps on the others while also trying to tackle him.

that is the last time i will ever play the wild game of pork chop

by slightly retarded July 14, 2010

pop-up game show

A game show that "pops-up". They are often made as a cheap way to make money. Typical traits include: winning fuck all in prizes (typically £10,000 or under), going home with nothing if you lose and no competition (one contestant/team per programme). They tend to get cancelled very quickly. An example of a pop-up game show is BBC's The Wall.

Did you watch Gordon Ramsay's latest pop-up game show? It was rubbish!

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 29, 2021