Black Dynamite Deduction

Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.

*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie

by The Logical Fallacy July 16, 2016

Upper Black Eddy

Upper Black Eddy PA, a country, hick town, no one has ever heard of. Also, the greatest place ever. Bad Religion's song "You" refers to a farm built here... FACT. Population, 1,277. Most every person is a down to earth, respectable, individual. Mainly white citizens, and a very low violent crime rate, however, popular for meth labs.

Dude, you know the song "You" by Bad Religion? Those guy's wrote that about a farm one of them stayed at in Upper Black Eddy! Can you believe that?

by dienhcs laak June 19, 2011

black market challenge

A black market challenge is a dare that has a long term affect on those who choose to accept the dare, similarly to how associating with people who use illegal markets can have a long term affect on you.

"Hey, black market challenge; cut off all of your hair."
"nah bro that ain worth it."

by ligamentman33 January 29, 2023

Black Hole Spreader

When your dick is over 9 inches wide, and can open a girls ass so wide. You can put both fists and your head inside her asshole.

When that gets some good speed with the Black Hole Spreader

Man1: “BRO, I black hole opened Rachel’s ass so hard last night, I lost my shoes in her!”
Man2: “Fucking sick dude!”

by TwiddleNigga-FuckDick-ManPussy January 11, 2019

Black Market Meme

A Black Market Meme are memesthat are from the very deep memiverse that can reach the top tiers of edginess. Typicals include 9/11 jokes, random jumps to violent porn, hitler, and more. These are very hard to come by, as posting them on social media sites often get you banned. Because of this, some have been transferred and shared so many times they become very low quality or even scratchy/distorted. These are the memes that will secretly last forever, slowly circling the world.

Guy 1: *sends a meme going from buzz lightyear taking off to 9/11*
Guy 2: Bro that's messed up, where do you get these Black Market Memes?
Guy 1: I have a top secret source, I don't wanna get in trouble for them.

by McGyver of Memes January 23, 2019

Black air forces

#1 public enemy who doesn’t give a f*ck

If that nigga is wearing black air forces… run

by user44656 August 22, 2022

big black center

As chess streamer/super GM Hikaru Nakamura likes to call whenever the black pieces are holding the center of the chess board. Not to be confused with big black cock.

With these great knights and pawns, I have a big black center and I’m obviously winning.

by PrZeus September 19, 2022