get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

by NDcent December 14, 2010

Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.

"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.

by CKB Productions December 31, 2008

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

You do me a favor, I'll do you a favor.

This time, I'll fix your car for free. You scratch my back, I'll scratch back!

by Xiao July 16, 2002

Loving someone who doesn't love you back

It's this type of love that makes you hurt. It makes you feel like you were helpless and lying on the ground being stomped on. Nevertheless you will keep trying because you think that's the right thing to do and you're really dumb for doing that. Then you lose your friends because nothing can compare to this one person that you must have otherwise your entire world is miserable. I guess that if you have this type of love you should just get over it and move on . But it's not that easy if they don't treat you like a jerk. It leaves you contemplating life and wondering if you should even live anymore. At least that's what happened for me.

Wow, Dolly looks depressed, why is that?

Who cares?

You're probably loving someone who doesn't love you back.

by Akaksnskd December 15, 2016

G-Style Pinocchi-Hole, Fade back for the Gurb

Inserting you nose in to a dudes anus while your bottom lip is wrapped around his bag.

Last night, Andy totally gave Steve a G-Style Pinocchi-Hole, Fade back for the Gurb...it was awesome.

by Brotron August 23, 2012

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........

Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*

by -_-Cora-_- September 3, 2022