Simp

Short for simpleton

He is such a simp.

by Mz Gigglezzzz March 6, 2020

simp

a simp is a boy/girl that would do anything for someone. they value that person a lot, and probably put them first.

bro, youre such a simp.
add my tiktok: simplyh0ney_

LMAO

by belles <3 May 11, 2020

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Simp

Somebody who will FALL head over fucking heels over anyone fictional or not real. A person who obsesses over something al lot for something.

Person 1: OMMGGGGGG JAMES IS SOOO HOT I WANNA LOOOOVE HIM SO MUCH
Person 2: You’re a simp.

by Kurtis Conner November 6, 2022

Good simp

Kayla

Kayla is a good simp.

by Ayo yo yo December 9, 2020

professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites

That guy is a professional simp.

by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023

Simp

Someone who watches the Simpsons

The Simpsons became a popular show that a lot of people became 'simps'

by KarateJoe9000 October 3, 2021