bidamin water

what everyone is gonna be drinking soon .

hey man you got any more bidamin water , no bro I just drank the last of mine , we gonna have to get some more

by cookin dat chow December 29, 2020

mrs waters

sweet old lady who is lore athletic that you. She a runner she a track star. She has grandma energy. But can DECAPITATE YOU AND EAT U. She also luvs to dab kids up 🦶🦶🦶

peppa pig: “I just got candy from mes waters and it almost killed me 🙀🙀”
Daddy piggy” “welp good for u, ya should’ve known it’s from mrs waters DUHHH 🙀🙀🙀.”

by Urfavrat December 26, 2022

Water buffalo

A swollen vagina that is as hairy and wet as an American Water buffalo.

My dear husband gave me such a water buffalo on my last birthday that I couldn’t wear underpants for 4 days.

by Jdan Cutsem May 23, 2020

Water Bottle Sex

Having sexual intercourse in a tightly cramped space (shower, car, pantry)

“Dude water bottle sex makes it hard to do so many positions”

by masdadace August 11, 2025

Water

Water, water is a liquid that you can’t taste or hold.

Can I have some water ?

by LordBigEvil February 29, 2020

Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011

Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless

Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”

by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025