green mail

A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.

Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!

Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).

by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

Green FN

Green Fuck Nigga is an insult used when someone is being cocky.

Person 1: “lol i just beat your ass on 2k for the 18th time in a row”

Person 2: “shutup green fn”

by DamnThatsWild June 17, 2024

green fn

Green fuck nigga. Is usually said when playing basketball, upon shooting a guaranteed shot. The green originates from basketball videogame NBA 2k, indicating perfect shot accuracy.

- “you not Kobe that shit ain’t going in”
- “green fn”

by mobgoke March 12, 2024

The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.

PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

Green

Someone who is willing to perform sexual acts with little hesitation.

I used to talk to her but she green fool.

by bjune1234 July 1, 2019

Misty lacoochee Green

White from Lacoochee Florida whore well known for working the streets from Dade City all the way up Bushnell, maybe even farther. Always looking to find her next trick or Crystal like substance for return of a blow job. Are for the men that think they're a little upper class $20 is all she asks.

Last 3 hours standing on the corner seeing lots of them pass the one that stopped shouted Misty lacoochee green is it true $20 is all she asked. (That's only if you call yourself upper class. I really do it for way less.)

by honest faithful women September 4, 2023

green sus

red sus wait he is ded uhhh green sus he killed red

green sus he kill him green was not the imposter...

by anonymous February 16, 2022