Pussy in the middle

A girl in the middle of guys with their dicks hanging out, the woman sucks on any dick they choose
And whoever wins gets a blowjob

Any of you want a game of pussy in the middle

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Black and Silver Midland WR100

A NOAA Weather Radio many people try to flex (including me since I own one). They have two versions. Version 1 and Version 2. Both are very rare and sniped in 15 seconds on eBay.

Son: Dad, I need money to get a Black and Silver Midland WR100.
Dad: Sure.
Son: Too late, it got sniped.

by JannRickles December 21, 2025

The only tree in the middle of a desert

Trees are like love, the strongest ones are those that went through the most. It usually never start strong, it could be cultivated by a professional scammer who kept dying and a god who can't stop living. The god who never cared about mortals came to protect one. The man who saw bonds as currency made one that's worth more than life itself. The god, despite having a clear path to escape, found himself back at the blazing desert yearning for the mortal that roots deep within him a tree that can never fall, one that stood tall through the death of spring and the winter storm, one that not even time can kill.

The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing

"I’m technically free of his bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go"

And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.

by FindmeIdareyou April 6, 2022

cornbread is not done in the middle

A phrase used to describe a person that tells silly jokes all the time or just plain not right !

After flirting with Ceseley with a funny joke, She tells Randy that his cornbread is not done in the middle

by Donvito2112 April 16, 2022

Three fingers up with thumb pointer and middle finger

You do graffiti

Did you saw that Genis had three fingers up with thumb pointer and middle finger

Yea! That means he does graffiti

by Dagraff November 3, 2022

Stick a cow in the middle

1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef

Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle

by asgjoipl August 4, 2024

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger

When you point up the ring finger, also known as digitus medicinalis, it means I like you in a friendly and non-rude matter, or can have alternative meanings, like "your awesome", I love you to a romantic partner, etc. This is not to be confused with the middle finger that means "GO F--K YOURSELF"

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger:

Jessica: That was such sweet gift Howard *points ring finger*
Howard: Aww you put your ringer finger up! I love you too!

by eyenyyc March 3, 2024