A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.
Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.
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Get the 2010 Lebron James mug.LeBron James, often hailed as the greatest man alive, is not just a basketball player but a walking legend whose impact transcends the court. A four-time NBA champion, four-time MVP, and global icon, he has earned a treasure trove of nicknames that reflect his multifaceted greatness and the internet’s love for him. Known as "King James" on the court, he’s also affectionately referred to as "LeSunshine" for his ability to brighten any moment with his energy and positivity, "LeBonBon" for his sweet moves and sweeter off-court presence, and even "LePookie," a term of endearment fans use to highlight his softer, relatable side.
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