James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025

James Franklin

The coach for penn state, which cannot win a big game

James Franklin is terrible he needs to be fired

by Shutupcoco October 4, 2025

James W Mace

a real nigga

James W Mace is a tuff real hard ahh nigga fr

by Yxydjfydhcrdho ris October 10, 2025

James Ribas

Used to describe somebody who's abnormally large and uses their blubber as armour.

"Oh, I just lost to a James Ribas in Clash! I need to go back to playing Gay UFC. "

by okwhothefuckkeepsstealingnames October 12, 2025

Shabron James

Shabron James is Lebron James' little brother. He used to be human but now he is just a sticky green ball.

yo what's up shabron james you're better than lebron

by Gilbert21471207 October 17, 2025

James Kessel

Usually the hottest guy in the room. it’s commonly used to describe someone who is tall, handsome, and has a nice stature.

David: “who’s that?”
Josh: “thats Brian, he’s our schools James Kessel”

by awesomefish99 October 21, 2025

James

'James' The male version on of a 'Karen'

Did yoy see that 'James' down the road called the cops on our party

Your Being a "James " pull your head in .

Wake up to yourself your acting like a James

by Waynekerr0001 November 1, 2025