Athletic god

Jack R

Jack is the athletic god of the world

by AlphaOpps77 June 4, 2022

Jinzo the god

Jinzo the God is the god of hot tubs and movie theaters and never lets down. Jinzo also loves anime and new headsets that aren’t broken.

Friend 1: Jinzo the god gifted me a hot tub and movie theater last week!

Friend 2: man Jinzo is so cool!

by BOOIOII January 22, 2019

boomer tha god

God of all, Ruler of none, Cock rings like Saturn.

Hey, that’s Boomer Tha God!!

by Boomer Tha God November 22, 2021

Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.

I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.

by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009

God Streak

When you don't beat your dick and begin a streak. Some say God streak reflects not beating your dick to pay your respects to God.

Everyday I wake up and try to go on a God Streak, but when I see Indian woman, I fail.

by Dont forgive me November 1, 2021

Unless your God isn't Real

You see how God is just tool they use to steal your intellectual property and credit from you and your likeness right?

Hym "Unless your God isn't real! In which case, God didn't create consciousness and that's just an opinion you have as an incest cultist and I created AI... OR... It DID... And I STILL created AI but I also rival God."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs December 12, 2015