american cum bather

n. someone who comes to america to rape its resources then trashes it because they think that the country that they came from is better.

That dude came to this country illegally just to go on welfare, he is such an american cum bather.

by student01 October 8, 2009

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morning suprise cumming

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.

yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....

by james watson March 8, 2005

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Pickle Cum Fuck

When a guy cums on a Pickle and shoves it up a girl's pussy

"I Pickle cum fucked a girl last night,then i made her eat it the pickle when i was done cramming it up her pussy"

by The Tallest man in the world July 3, 2007

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1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.

2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.

Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?

by Cum Shot Surprise January 12, 2016

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