Brown Bullet Hole

The arse hole, sphincter

I can see your brown bullet hole when you bend over like that

by jacksheppard December 30, 2006

bolt out of the brown

1) A completely out-of-context shitty thing to do or say, especially from an unexpected source. From the elderly phrase "bolt out of the blue", but modified with skidmarks for flavor.

2) (driving) Some asshole coming from out of nowhere to bust your chops (cut you off, tailgate and honk, etc.)

1) Our night out was pretty bangin' until Chess Club Bill dropped that ear-splitting N-bomb at the bar. What a bolt out of the brown!

2) Jesus! Where did this pissed-off horn-addicted Excursion-driving dickhead getting all up my tailpipe materialize from? This fat bastard was a bolt out of the brown!

by The Evil Steve June 23, 2007

Asian Brown Cloud

The violent gastrointestinal aftermath of an asian consuming a harsh spicey meal.

Hassan let out an Asian Brown Cloud so dense and caustic at Ghengis Kahn that the police had to evacuate the entire block, and the restaurant repainted the interior before reopening.

by DonaldHParsons March 2, 2010

drown some brown

Take a crap.

I'll be right back I am going to drown some brown.

by Donnie2Light July 9, 2009

Cut the brown wire

To excrete wind, or fart.

In extreme cases, to go for a dump / soil one's self.

Taken from Lethal Weapon:

Murtaugh: "Come on, man, come on!"
Riggs: "I dunno, what one should I cut"
Murtaugh: "I don't know! Cut the brown wire!"
Riggs: "OK, here goes......"
Riggs: *parp*

by Cold Boy December 12, 2007

Brown-Acid Moment

When your visioning something that is unexplainable or fuckin' crazy

Sam saw Lucifer blow the salt from the salt circle
Girl: Are you okay?
Sam: Yeah im just...
Lucifer: Having a brown-acid moment?

by SASSAFRASS July 7, 2015

Brown Spit-Shine

A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:

1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement

That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.

Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.

I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.

by Arnie P October 15, 2011