A figgy pop is when a male inserts a semi-hard, half-flacid, or chubby penis into the orifice of his choosing.
by Whora July 10, 2019

by ZACKARY GRAYSON November 29, 2018

by Kramer252 February 28, 2022

noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.
“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”
“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
by White-Guilt-91 May 9, 2021

One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018

When a big girl is at the club wearing her hot pants and has camel toe and is popping her pussy while dancing.
by Biggurlsexy May 15, 2014
