Someone: Yo bro did u hear what about with the kid who ate that dog at school?
Friend: No what happened?
Someone: Apparently he’s a simp and like shouq 💀
Friend: No what happened?
Someone: Apparently he’s a simp and like shouq 💀
by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020
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Get the Simp mug.The only real definition of simp is a person that we all know closely. Precisely a half Filipino boy. A simp thinks that they can get girls, but they can’t.
“Jake is such a simp, he thinks he can get girls so he buys their food but they’re just using him”
“Ahaha yeah that’s facts bro”
“Ahaha yeah that’s facts bro”
by Blueballs69420 April 6, 2020
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