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orthonormal gay-sis 

A female sibling of length 1-unit (typically 1 metre) who likes to ride on the other bus.
Hey Jim - I caught your sister rug munching one of her friends.

You've got an orthonormal gay-sis!
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Lard gargler 

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.
"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"
Lard gargler by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009

Tinkle Gadget 

The urinary organ in both females and males.
Man at a urinal to man next to him: Ah! Stop looking at my tinkle gadget!
Tinkle Gadget by SteveSnuffles October 25, 2010

Diamond Gap 

The diamond shape you can see in between a girls legs from behind (usually girls with hot bodies). Best accentuated by sunshine through a summer dress.
Yo dawg, did you see Allysa's ass?! She's got a diamond gap yo!
Diamond Gap by maximillian_arturo January 27, 2011

Hungry Garbage 

1) A lower-class individual who, through pure determination, rises from their unfortunate circumstances to better themselves and create something amazing, be it physical or abstract.

2) A poor uneducated individual who seeks to end their ignorance through acquisition of knowledge.
"You see that guy selling oranges by the freeway? He smells like shit and he's dirty as fuck, I would never buy oranges off him"
"C'mon man you gotta give it to him, he may be garbage, but he's Hungry garbage, hungry for that cash."

OR

"He may be homeless and hungry literally, but he's starving metaphorically, starving for that knowledge, like some kind of Hungry Garbage"
Hungry Garbage by HungryGarbage November 30, 2011

the GAR rating

Derived from the baseball WAR rating, the GAR rating stands for girls above replacement. A GAR rating can be assigned to anything from a new article of clothing to a new car and basically describes the amount of girls that you will now get with every year that you wouldn't have gotten without it.
These new pants are sweet...the GAR rating is at least 2.0

Dude why would you sell your car? It had a 5.0 GAR rating

That sweater has a GAR of like 20. I just popped a boner
the GAR rating by lalalalala23 December 5, 2012