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Ham For Breakfast

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.
Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!
by MissingRab May 5, 2011
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pre-study break

A variable period of time immediately prior to study sessions when college students socialize informally. Such occasions typically include caffeinated beverages.
My roommate and I took a much deserved pre-study break before going to the library.
by Chillaxinator July 6, 2011
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Baggin's Breakfast

Breakfast of eggs, biscuits, and a pipe, shared by Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf on their journey. Adopted by stoners as a pseudonym for "wake and bake".
Stoner 1: What are you doing tomorrow?
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!
by OverripeMeat November 16, 2011
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The Spring Break Effect

(n.) an unspecified period of time before spring break during which a student (or faculty member) loses the ability to accurately perceive the passage of time.

Dr. Richard Block identified a framework of four interrelated factors that affect this perception: (1) characteristics of the time experiencer, (2) time-related behaviors and judgments, (3) contents of a time period, and (4) activities during a time period.

The Spring Break Effect will cause noticeable changes in everyday life. For example, students will likely experience feelings of acedia (mental sloth, apathy, indifference, boredom) or exhaustion caused by sleep deprivation. Days will run together to the point where they are distinguished only by the assignments or exams scheduled. Most of an individual's "productive" time will be spent on academic tasks that will range between mindless and tedious. (If a suffer is subjected to these conditions for extended periods of time, particularly when tasks are mindlessly tedious, it is recommended that they consult a mental health professional.) Finally, those affected will spend increased and possibly unhealthy amounts of time on social networking sites (Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest, if the subject is female).
Person A: "How is it only Tuesday?"
Person B: "I don't know. It feels like Friday."
Person C: "Dude, you're experiencing the Spring Break Effect."
Person A: "Is that fatal?"
Person C: "No, but staying awake for 72 hours might."
Person B: "Shit."
by Layla Clinch June 17, 2012
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Moss Ridge Breakfast

This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.
We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.
by TheCartKid July 1, 2012
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Special Victims Breakdown

The act of bursting into the Law and Order Special Victims Unit Theme song, usually by humming or singing.
We saw a sketchy guy run into an alley, made eye contact, and dropped a Special Victims Breakdown. "dumm dumm dumm dumm dumb dimmm eoooo dum dumm DUM DUM"
by Nickikillz August 10, 2013
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carrots and breadsticks

when your friend or someone you know screws someone who they are not supposed to. For example their professors, cousins etc
Carrots and breadsticks! You did the carrots and breadsticks..... you whore
by poopedonlife February 26, 2014
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