school water fountain

there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes

Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

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Water Balloon

The act of using a Molotov cocktail in combat.

That tank looks intimidating, let's throw some water balloons at it. It might get a little wet, I'm sure they could use a little water right now.

by Batshitcrazyashell December 15, 2025

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fresh water marlin

The fesh water Marlin are small powerful fast fish known for their long, spear-like bills. Although much smaller than their salt water cousins the Blue Marlin and Black Marlin, they are still a prized game fish and apex predators. They live elusive solitary lives in warm fresh waters. They are also known for their spectacular leaps when hooked. Which has made them the game fish of choice for the presenter on the worlds best4x4 channel on youtube.

You would have better luck finding a needle in a haystack then catching a fresh water marlin

by anonymous December 31, 2025

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Weed Water

THC infused seltzer.

Stop at the liquor liquor store. I want to get some weed water for the party

by SandyinFlorida January 10, 2026

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Drinking muddy water

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.

James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game

by Mr_dude_man January 19, 2025

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