one legged duck

1. Phrase used to describe some fucked up shit.

2. Also can be used to describe something impossible

It ain't gonna happen. It's like telling a one legged duck to swim straight

by PTM May 18, 2006

one week bleed

The a girl's period, it gets its name cause its called "that week"

Rob: "look at John puking"
Jim: "John, whats wrong?"
John "Well it was dark, and I was in bed with Jen, and I went down to eat her, and she was having her fucking one week bleed!"
Rob/Jim: "FUCKING GROSS"
Rob "have my colt 45, you need it"

by Duise2 May 26, 2008

dirty one bang

when someone punch hits or kiks someone once but very hard

"i'm gunna dirty one bang you in the face"

by thenutterishere January 19, 2009

one man rape

When three people quit a team slayer match in Halo (a videogame) shortly before the match starts, leaving the player alone against a four person team.

Its not yet a "one man rape" unless that player gets more kills than the opposing team at the end of the match.

"Dude, I just did a one man rape against those noobs in Halo!"

by Pamp28 February 9, 2009

One Eyed Monster

A regular, large male penis, but always aroused and horny.

Me: Hey girl you want to see my One Eyed Monster?
Girlfriend: Again? Sure, but is it gonna be up and at it again?
Me: You know it!
Girlfriend: Awwwwwwwww yea! Let's go!
Me: Where?
Girlfriend: Everywhere!

by B4st4rd1yxxxxxx December 18, 2011

blow one's top

To loose one's temper

blow one's top in context:

Serena Williams blows her top, and her chance, at the US Open (The Guardian, 13 September 2009)

by Jed_7 September 14, 2009

havin a good one

1. The opposite of not havin a good one. 2. Not something you can just buy in a store, unless its a fuckin good one. 3. guy bro dude man bud GOODIE

ADJ. (Goodie) Hey there buddy, looks like your havin a good one? 4. A common phrase used when describing the life of a few select people. And finally....haaaaave a good one

by goodie3shoes April 20, 2011