Indiana water jet

The sexual act of filling your ass with water from a public pool jet, and then shitting out the water onto a guy/girl‘s face

My girl and I went to a public pool so I gave her an Indiana water jet

by Janiejakens September 9, 2025

Burning The Water

1) When someone is terrible at something and they can't even do the simplest thing related.
2) When you ruined something that easy to do/understand.

1) "I heard Ori's father is terrible at cooking. He is literally burning the water."
2) "I almost burnt the water when trying to make my presentation!"

by Naxiye [2] September 10, 2025

Drinking muddy water

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.

James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game

by Mr_dude_man January 19, 2025

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Blue Water Baptism

The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.

Have you seen Rachel?

She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest

by Autisticular Cancer January 22, 2025

waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025