a simp is a boy/girl that would do anything for someone. they value that person a lot, and probably put them first.
by belles <3 May 11, 2020
Get the simpmug. Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
Get the Simp Mathmug. yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.
by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021
Get the NO SIMP DECEMBERmug. An incredibly misused word stemming from black Twitter that became mainstream in early 2020.
The actual definition is an asshole who only sympathizes with females and female problems just to get pussy, and will throw other guys under the bus to look good. A simp has no commitment to a bro code. The type to say "Hey man, that's not cool, leave her alone" to you so that he looks better in the girl's eyes. Not a compliment in any respect. Basically a white knight with more confidence.
Nowadays its meaning has been warped by white teens on TikTok and Twitter into being any person fangirling over another person, donating money to people on the internet, or doing/saying anything nice for his/her partner.
The new wrong definition became popular because of how much TikTok teens recycle ideas and jokes.
The actual definition is an asshole who only sympathizes with females and female problems just to get pussy, and will throw other guys under the bus to look good. A simp has no commitment to a bro code. The type to say "Hey man, that's not cool, leave her alone" to you so that he looks better in the girl's eyes. Not a compliment in any respect. Basically a white knight with more confidence.
Nowadays its meaning has been warped by white teens on TikTok and Twitter into being any person fangirling over another person, donating money to people on the internet, or doing/saying anything nice for his/her partner.
The new wrong definition became popular because of how much TikTok teens recycle ideas and jokes.
wrong examples
"ilysm Twitch streamer im simping hard for u"
"oh he bought his crush flowers? what a simp"
right examples
"10 things boys say to girls, but we shouldnt"
"we men cant even begin to understand what you go through queen, but ill give you the respect you deserve"
"ilysm Twitch streamer im simping hard for u"
"oh he bought his crush flowers? what a simp"
right examples
"10 things boys say to girls, but we shouldnt"
"we men cant even begin to understand what you go through queen, but ill give you the respect you deserve"
by whoreboys September 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Someone who will, at the cost of their own happiness and authenticity, adjust their own personality / behaviour to please a love interest.
Guy 1 : 'Bro you seen that Will Smith slap? Mans simping haaarrrdd'
Guy 2 : 'Ye that bitch got him brainwashed'
Guy 2 : 'Ye that bitch got him brainwashed'
by Yenicememe May 9, 2022
Get the Simpmug. He simp’d for her so hard that he would throw his homeboy under the table just to please a woman and not start drama.
by DictionaryWebsters123.com August 23, 2021
Get the SIMPmug.