life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

Life

life is a lot like a penis soft, easy and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard

my life is like a penis

by easy way out June 9, 2018

Life

A black-hole that you have no chose if you get it or not, but it’s pretty dang cool.

Person 1: I hate life sometimes

Person 2: you only live it once!
Person 1: I hate you

by KittyCat212121 June 9, 2018

Life

A big lie. That's all . Now go back to browsing the internet.

My life is a big lie. Ni🅱️🅱️a gtfo.

by SweatyClayMan June 10, 2018

Life

a period of time of all existence that you live in

It's great to live life in a time like this.

by S0me0ne_1355 May 29, 2018

Square Root Your Life

a popular term in Mr. Kehr the physics teacher's class meaning essentially, to square root something

After you find (the number), all you need to do is square root your life.

by aquarianspacecat June 11, 2018

Don't try my life

When someone insults or talks badly about your favorite thing in the world.

Hater: "Yo, I fucking hate Fornite"
You: "Yo Don't try my life"

by MillieLycan April 5, 2018