When a person has been shrunk down to a small size, their friend will put them in a Platonic Cum Jar (PCJ) for safe keeping
by DonkeyKill July 31, 2021
Get the Platonic Cum Jar mug.IT is at a state where you've been butt fucking LIVVY or some hot person but you better take your Willie dillie out before your melted ice cream cums out and making your girl prego and lose half your money.
GF- make sure you take your ding dong out of me "MOANS" before you cum
BF- ok here it cums
GF- when is it gonna cum out
MOM walks in
room floods with cum
Mom- omg your like a muslim your explosive
Dad- drowning "in cum"
GF- its in my booty hole
BFF walks in
BFF- drinks all the cum
DAD- dead
LIL sis thats 19-again!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAD as white as a ghost bc of cum
BF sees mom again
cum floods the whole house again
Grandma walks in
And drinks all the cum and out of the boy and girl and house
Grandma- that takes me back to the good ole days with me and grandpa last night.
Im gonna CUM
BF- ok here it cums
GF- when is it gonna cum out
MOM walks in
room floods with cum
Mom- omg your like a muslim your explosive
Dad- drowning "in cum"
GF- its in my booty hole
BFF walks in
BFF- drinks all the cum
DAD- dead
LIL sis thats 19-again!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAD as white as a ghost bc of cum
BF sees mom again
cum floods the whole house again
Grandma walks in
And drinks all the cum and out of the boy and girl and house
Grandma- that takes me back to the good ole days with me and grandpa last night.
Im gonna CUM
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Get the african cum dodger mug.An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.
by B Ronson July 27, 2008
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That stupid saigon whore gave me a red cum dragon. It took my dick several days to heal, but it still hurts when I pee.
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