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panda cunt

A panda cunt is somebody who has sexual fantasies about the panda bear and often masturbates whilst thinking about the animal. Many of them then go on to dress up and role play this animal with a friend or partner
Rhys: Mmmm I love panda's... Will you dress up as one for me so i can roger you silly?
Matt: No! You fucking panda cunt!
by Soups-On January 7, 2012
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Cunt Stunt

A female cock block.
A female who interjects herself between a man and clearly interested woman.
Catelynn: "I was talking to Jose when Sharon walked right inbetween us and asked him if he wanted to dance."

Kourtney: "Wow, what a cunt stunter"
by Lilswagg July 27, 2011
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Cunt Muffin

a short fucking whore who sucks cock in exchange for food... especially KFC
Dood. She is such a damn Cunt Muffin
by Ninjafackkerrr April 25, 2011
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cunt-loaf

Noun: A man that spends too much time in his partner's vagina. Acts like he owns it and can't keep away from it.

Verb: (cunt-loafin) The act of spending too much time in the vagina.
If don't stop cunt-loafin then I'll get pregnant!
by Jenna James January 19, 2006
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pussy cunt

used to describe a gay man who has a fetish for women's genitals. A term used to describe a man's sexual position in phone sex with another gay man. The man who is a pussy cunt will describe his ass as being a vagina. Denoting the fantasy of being a bottom and have the ability to have a clitoral orgasm and/or the ability to get pregnant through homosexual intercourse.
Although Joe was completely homosexual, he described himself as a pussy cunt while hunting for sexual partners during phone sex.
by Steven2Boston April 4, 2009
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cunt clot

a cunt clot is someone that is so up them self they cant sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture
IE; stuck up cunt
IE; tampon
im suprised u can walk u have ur head so far up ur ass u fucking cunt clot
by toostr82bgay December 23, 2004
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Mint Cunt

Some incredibly ugly guy.
by dick fitswell August 22, 2003
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