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Cum n gas

Its a gas station that sells cum
"lets go to cum n gas"
by Tophuinnit July 16, 2021
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Platonic Cum Jar

When a person has been shrunk down to a small size, their friend will put them in a Platonic Cum Jar (PCJ) for safe keeping
“I saved his life, if it weren’t for my Platonic Cum Jar, someone would’ve stepped on him”
by DonkeyKill July 31, 2021
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CUM MASTER 64

A person very amazing at cumming. Considered a master at his job.
Person 1: Wow, I really hope to be a CUM MASTER 64 one day..
by megashit85 December 4, 2021
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magna cum laude

to ejaculate with great force; to orgasm at a high pitch
by Super Heavyweight January 11, 2003
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african cum dodger

a african person who avoids cum shots
ceo of der magaizine cheyenee avoids facial is a african cum dodger
by coltray October 25, 2009
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Post Cum Hatred

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.
I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.
by B Ronson July 27, 2008
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Red Cum Dragon

The action of the biting of a penis before ejaculation, so blood and semen ejaculate simultaniously.
That stupid saigon whore gave me a red cum dragon. It took my dick several days to heal, but it still hurts when I pee.
by WICKY WILD WILD WEST May 21, 2003
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