by Owen smithers June 24, 2019
by Screech16 June 15, 2023
When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
Asking out, flirting with, or talking to numerous guys or girls in the hopes that they will like you.
Aaron is carpet bombing for a date to the dance. He asked out Olivia, Alyssa, Emily, Jordan, Ivy, and Sierra!
by simpdeystroyer January 16, 2020
the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs
by Fatman and Little Boy September 09, 2019
After poolside intercourse, when the female lies on her back in the water and her partner jumps into the pool while masturbating in an attempt to hit her pubic hair as with projectile semen
A couple was found drowned in their pool last night. Forensics indicates they were engaged in carpet bombing when the accident occurred.
by Washington Penis Man July 23, 2020
Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.
'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!
by CheddarMelt February 25, 2016