When a person decides to drink any substance that does not mix well with another, (more specifically Crush's 'Cream Soda' with Doritos,) unintentionally creating a Belly Bomb, aka a mixture that will most definitely have your toilet screaming mercy as fire bursts from all holes.
"Dude.. I'm not feeling so good"
Jericho groans, his bathroom blissfully unaware of the toilet terrors to come.
"What's wrong man?" Jericho's toilet, Geronimo, his childhood best friend asks.
"Nothing, just had some salsa and pop, my burps are spicy right now," he says, unaware of the fear in Geronimo's eyes.
"H-hah.. hah.." he laughs nervously. Jericho moves towards him. Geronimo backs up, sputtering out a response.
"H-Hey, man. Buddy, I actually gotta go,"
"What? No, man, I just gotta use you real quick, I was kidding. I'm not about t' belly bomb you!" Jericho laughs. Geronimo laughs with relief.
"Oh, good! Yeah man, come here!"
Jericho nods, sitting down on Geronimo.
"Hey, what day is it today?" Jericho asks.
Geronimo chuckles, "I'm surprised you forgot, it's April-"
"Fools," Jericho finishes, smirking at Geronimo who freezes, his eyes filling with terror.
"No. No.. NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Jericho continues to release an unholy hellfire from his hole so feriousously the pipes melted instantaneously.
..
Geronimo spent 40 years in the hospital before succumbing to his injuries.
Jericho groans, his bathroom blissfully unaware of the toilet terrors to come.
"What's wrong man?" Jericho's toilet, Geronimo, his childhood best friend asks.
"Nothing, just had some salsa and pop, my burps are spicy right now," he says, unaware of the fear in Geronimo's eyes.
"H-hah.. hah.." he laughs nervously. Jericho moves towards him. Geronimo backs up, sputtering out a response.
"H-Hey, man. Buddy, I actually gotta go,"
"What? No, man, I just gotta use you real quick, I was kidding. I'm not about t' belly bomb you!" Jericho laughs. Geronimo laughs with relief.
"Oh, good! Yeah man, come here!"
Jericho nods, sitting down on Geronimo.
"Hey, what day is it today?" Jericho asks.
Geronimo chuckles, "I'm surprised you forgot, it's April-"
"Fools," Jericho finishes, smirking at Geronimo who freezes, his eyes filling with terror.
"No. No.. NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Jericho continues to release an unholy hellfire from his hole so feriousously the pipes melted instantaneously.
..
Geronimo spent 40 years in the hospital before succumbing to his injuries.
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