Cunt Muffin

a short fucking whore who sucks cock in exchange for food... especially KFC

Dood. She is such a damn Cunt Muffin

by Ninjafackkerrr April 25, 2011

cunt-loaf

Noun: A man that spends too much time in his partner's vagina. Acts like he owns it and can't keep away from it.

Verb: (cunt-loafin) The act of spending too much time in the vagina.

If don't stop cunt-loafin then I'll get pregnant!

by Jenna James January 19, 2006

Mint Cunt

Some incredibly ugly guy.

Gerry Shandling

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

cunt clot

a cunt clot is someone that is so up them self they cant sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture
IE; stuck up cunt
IE; tampon

im suprised u can walk u have ur head so far up ur ass u fucking cunt clot

by toostr82bgay December 23, 2004

pussy cunt

used to describe a gay man who has a fetish for women's genitals. A term used to describe a man's sexual position in phone sex with another gay man. The man who is a pussy cunt will describe his ass as being a vagina. Denoting the fantasy of being a bottom and have the ability to have a clitoral orgasm and/or the ability to get pregnant through homosexual intercourse.

Although Joe was completely homosexual, he described himself as a pussy cunt while hunting for sexual partners during phone sex.

by Steven2Boston April 4, 2009

boaring cunt

sitting at home doing work you dont have to, like making up handouts no one will look at, or cuming in your pants when you talk about work.

Colin Thomson is a boaring cunt he gets a hard on when he deals with MPAN mix ups and makes me fall asleep when he talks, get a life Colin you boaring cunt

by Paul B February 7, 2004

Cunt muffin

A delicious blueberry muffin. Freshly cooked.

Gee mom, thanks for giving me your cunt muffin, it's JUST what I need before school. It's so warm, moist, and delicious.

by ndig February 26, 2009