lost my cheese

When you get really angry suddenly. Similar to "losing my shit".

"I had such a difficult day. So when someone cut me off in traffic I just lost my cheese"

by Loserofcheeses October 19, 2018

Cheese danish backwash

The discharge you get in your mouth after eating a girl out that has a yeast infection.

“I knew that girl was dirty, I ended up with some cheese danish backwash afterwards”

by Deadlvn23 April 23, 2022

Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself

Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?

by White.ini March 14, 2019

cheese dick nigga

when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again

damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga

by cheese dick nigga December 6, 2019

swiss cheese maker

slang term for an Ingram mac 11,10,or 12. its called this because their face will resemble swiss cheese after you empty a clip in their face

john you take the back with your m16 and me and my swiss cheese maker will take the front

by one man army October 2, 2007

Cheese n please

The act of giving a hand job while your fingers are covered in dorito dust.

"Why is johns cock so orange?" "Oh, he must have just recived a cheese n please."

by sgtbacon November 19, 2014

frottage cheese

When you are fucking a woman, but both of you are kinda fat so your jelly roll is rubbing up against her muffin top, and the rhythmic undulation of humping is whipping up a frothy mixture of semen, sweat, and lube that resembles cottage cheese. You know what I'm talking about. All the juices and shit from the crotch area somehow creep up to the abdomen. I'm not a physicist-- I don't know how. All I know is that it tastes good if you use it as nacho dip.

How about me and you go out to McDonald's, grab a bite to eat, go to the movies, stop at a Wendy's on the way home, watch some Netflix, order a pizza, and end the night by whipping up some major frottage cheese.

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022