Someone whom sits around in their thong or wife-beater monkeying around all day in the hot sun. Also another version of the termonology is: a person whom looks like a monkey and smells like one too, hanging around all day on their porch doing nothing with " my sister".
Autumn says to Sunny: " I'm a monkey, and I'm on our porch, I must be a Porch Monkey!"
GANG SIGNS IN YOUR FACE!
GANG SIGNS IN YOUR FACE!
by Quack-tastic May 25, 2007
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by obbie connobie February 17, 2007
Get the monkey butt mug.one who seeks pleasure from the many fruits of animal butt sex. often times lures them in with food being a sad pathetic fat fuck then grabs them then has his way with oten times male or on rare occasion(desperation) female animal. is often found on a ranch or petting zoo way too close to animals often time already in a cage or fenced in area for ease of access.
Hey there chum monkey are you putting peanut butter on your nuts again and having the dog lick it off?
by freddy felacio September 23, 2010
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Get the Sock monkey mug.Any sound on water that makes a blooping type of sound. It is normally caused by a falling object perfectly striking and entering the water at an angle where it has the least friction.
1) Her dive off the diving board was so perfect that when she hit the water there wasn't really much of a splash only a monkey fart.
2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.
2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.
by Abraxas Romante April 29, 2008
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Back in the late 90s in one of the geography classrooms of the Greensward School was a jungle scene. One of the animals drawn on purple paper was a monkey with a limp wrist. From that moment on homosexuals was known as purple monkeys.
Back in the late 90s in one of the geography classrooms of the Greensward School was a jungle scene. One of the animals drawn on purple paper was a monkey with a limp wrist. From that moment on homosexuals was known as purple monkeys.
Person a- I went round John's house last night, found out he was a purple monkey!
Person b- so you've got a sore arse then?!
Person b- so you've got a sore arse then?!
by Barry Gib November 13, 2016
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"Dude Sally gives the best stink monkeys!" said Jackson
"Man I'm gettin in on that!" said Joey
I forced her to give me several stink monkeys....my mom wants to know what happened to the bananas.
"Man I'm gettin in on that!" said Joey
I forced her to give me several stink monkeys....my mom wants to know what happened to the bananas.
by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr January 17, 2010
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