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zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
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zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
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Shirt Squirter

A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.
Do you want a shirt squirter from the canteen?!
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No Squirt December

No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
Hey emma, wanna bang?

Nah im ok its no squirt December.
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Flying squirrel

A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed
Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel
by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020
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Pinky Squire

A proper yet elusive gentleman who suffers from excessive use of extended pinky finger hand expressions. In modern days, they are occasionally spotted alone usually roaming their land in the rural hills and fields of Pennsylvania. As in old England, the Pinky Squire is a refined special breed and very cool cat. Always properly schooled, yet a propensity to overemphasize extended pinky finger use limits ones social ability and is often easily confused as an effeminate gesture.

A rare breed of cat leftover from
What a cool hip old school gentleman, but he’s a serious Pinky Squire when he tells his stories. I’ve never seen such extreme pinky action before, have you? He must have been born with it.
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over squirt

Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV
To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"
by UniBomberBear33 September 28, 2020
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