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The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.
She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
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Ground rule double

I hit a ground rule double yesterday. First I did the blonde, then later that night the redhead droped by for a booty call!
by Smart Like That December 2, 2019
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snack rule

Snack rule: Sharing snacks? What’s that
by Yoitshypermanset December 3, 2019
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Piggyback rule

When I give a girl a piggy back ride, if I’m not huffin and puffin after 50ft she doesn’t get a second date
I can tell that I like this girl because she passed the piggyback rule
by Dudeguy123456789 December 27, 2019
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golden rule gadget

when the government makes you suffer in some way for bad ruminations for another person.
The golden rule gadget put most valedictorians in the middle class.
by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020
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Gamer Rule 2964

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.
A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.
by MinekindHD October 23, 2019
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Gamer Rule 2964

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.
A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.
by MinekindHD October 23, 2019
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