While having sex in the kitchen and the woman's nipples get hard and the man yells, "The turkey is done!" and pulls out and blows it all over the woman's chest proceeding to baste her turkeys.
My wife was cooking nude in her apron the other night and we started going at it until I basted her turkeys giving her the best Norbest Nut Buster ever. Talk about the best Thanksgiving dinner ever!
by Chase Mills January 12, 2009
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DefinitionNo Nut November coupon is a coupon having the opportunity to have a sweet release that will not be tolerated by the counsel
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I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.
by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009
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Teacher: So that's why it is very important not to mix these chemicals together.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.
by TooInchesTwoMuch December 23, 2014
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Mike: This chick gave me a bj
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!
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Joey: Hey, Jim, come check out this nut sack crack.
Jim: Oh wow, dude, that's some nice sack crack!
Joey: Thanks, man, I work out.
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Joey: Thanks, man, I work out.
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