Instant Goods

When your watching porn, hentai, or other sexually related things and you find a video that's so good you share it on that one discord or subreddit your in.

Friend: How did you get so much Karma?!
Me: Instant Goods.

by False pseudonym May 15, 2020

ghastly good taste

Interior decoration of mechanical perfection, lacking all life or connection to its owner. Furniture that you don't dare use, since actual use would destroy the design effect.

My aunt's house was furnished in ghastly good taste. She had plastic slipcovers on all the furniture so that we children wouldn't actually contact the fancy upholstery, and plastic runners on the carpets.

by nurgler April 17, 2008

Good Aim

Used to describe the exceptional aim of a player in video games, more popularly Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.

"Good aim, good aim!"

by madhatter. February 17, 2024

Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.

by BambooSteen May 23, 2018

good postmidnight

A greeting you might use in the postmidnight (00:00 until 05:59).

Good postmidnight.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

good mortingnoon

a combination of good morning and good afternoon, usually used between 11 am-1:30 pm

good mortingnoon all

by Sexydimma March 7, 2021

Good morning

A good morning, a greeting used by people before midday.

Person 1: Good morning
Person 2: Good morning

by ilikeMac-N-cheese November 5, 2020