face blanket

This is a simply a beard.

"Hey it's getting cold out"
"I know, it's so cold I think it might be time to grow a face blanket."

by MHSL January 27, 2013

grundel face

A female face that looks like an italian man's grundel.

Snooki has a grundel face!

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by chaosmotion February 14, 2012

ballsac face

1) A person that has a face shaped liked a ball sac,stinks, and has some wicked crooked teeth.

Joseph Orange is a ballsac face

by alotta vagina May 13, 2005

face melter

A song that completely dominates one's life while high and reduces him/her to a reptilian state (ie. completely mindfucked); they are usually intense and intricate and have a penchant for turning brains to shit.

"Aggghhhhh! This song is melting my face!"
"I'm really bored, let's toke up and listen to some face melters."

by Rawrrrr December 26, 2008

Poo Face

someone who is called danny nix. he likes to put rabbit poo on his face and dance around singing "look at me, im the rabbit poo boy"

oh look, thers danny nix again putting poo on his face dancing and signing. he should be caged.

by Haywood Jablowmie January 20, 2004

buffy face

Where a girl who from every rational viewpoint should be super hot, but for some indescribable reason is ugly.

Sometimes not immediately obvious.

"Sarah Michelle Gellar ranks 10 out of 10 on the buffy face scale."

"Check out Ashley, is she hot or what?
DUDE, no way, she's got total buffy face!
--oh. Woah. I never noticed! Ew."

by SunnydaleSam July 29, 2010

Zombie face

The, often ridiculous, look on anyone's face while having an orgasm

When Jenna cums, she gets this fucked up zombie face.

by DonDee April 9, 2005