asparagy water

water from cooked asparagus
per sip you become and look 5 years younger
GREAT for old

"omg wtf are u drinking"
"asparagy water i don't want to lie online anymore"

by WDNC August 13, 2022

Titanic water

Water that is so fucking cold it can be compared to the water the Titanic sunk in. A temperature so low you would feel like dying if you were submerged in it for more than 10 minutes.

"Ow dude, this puddle is so cold, its like Titanic water"

by waterpark37 June 17, 2024

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

Water stagnation

Stink water.

Water stagnation is not good.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Toasted Water

THE BEST YOUTUBER MOST KNOWN FOR IS PEPA PIG VIDEOS AND BEST FRIENDS WITH THE AMAZING COZO5

cozo5 is really hot

so is toasted water

by mrdrfredrickson April 22, 2021

torn water bag

Australian wording for a woman's beaver that is a bit loose. The description is for a water bag (which was a canvas water container mounted to the front of vehicles to keep the water cool during hot seasons of travel. (see gutted water buffalo.similar.)

When I had a night with Shelley I realised what the guys said; she had a fanny like a torn water bag..

by Bluey M October 26, 2017