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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
mugGet the hand-me-down retardedmug.

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment
Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.
by DesertofSong January 13, 2011
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Hand Fruit

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.
Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!
by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024
mugGet the Hand Fruitmug.

Dave Hand

by Jesus23948567234q5 December 20, 2022
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Hand me downs

I made him eat my hand me downs!
by Olan101 September 23, 2025
mugGet the Hand me downsmug.

Resting Chud Hands

Elon Musk's "thinker" pose
Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.
by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025
mugGet the Resting Chud Handsmug.

Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.
Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.
by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018
mugGet the Ranch hand specialmug.

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