A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
Key social justice kings range from Darrow the "Slave King" in *Red Rising*, to Martin Luther King, Jr. himself.
by Doos Jarus May 01, 2021
when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv
person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!
by elibeefpope March 21, 2024
I woke up to a kings breakfast.
by Mtnbikeman67 September 05, 2021
King Tom V: Hello There.
by Jesusmagic December 21, 2008
by Anonymous7697 December 08, 2017