Platonic Cum Jar

When a person has been shrunk down to a small size, their friend will put them in a Platonic Cum Jar (PCJ) for safe keeping

“I saved his life, if it weren’t for my Platonic Cum Jar, someone would’ve stepped on him”

by DonkeyKill July 31, 2021

Im gonna CUM

IT is at a state where you've been butt fucking LIVVY or some hot person but you better take your Willie dillie out before your melted ice cream cums out and making your girl prego and lose half your money.

GF- make sure you take your ding dong out of me "MOANS" before you cum
BF- ok here it cums
GF- when is it gonna cum out

MOM walks in

room floods with cum

Mom- omg your like a muslim your explosive

Dad- drowning "in cum"
GF- its in my booty hole

BFF walks in
BFF- drinks all the cum

DAD- dead

LIL sis thats 19-again!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAD as white as a ghost bc of cum
BF sees mom again

cum floods the whole house again

Grandma walks in

And drinks all the cum and out of the boy and girl and house

Grandma- that takes me back to the good ole days with me and grandpa last night.
Im gonna CUM

by DomiDICKs March 23, 2023

white cloud cum

When you cum and there's little white clouds In your load

Damn dude, last night I showed my girlfriend some white cloud cum!

by SecretServixMann July 10, 2017

Virgin Cum Dumpster

A woman who’s only sexual partners are Virgins, she specifically seeks out virgins to deflower and blow their load in her. She seeks to guide them like a Jedi master teaching their padawan how to wield their lightsaber. In most cases the female will have a Fuck it Bucket List of Virgins that she works her way through as fast as possible. She often goes above and beyond with flowers and candles to make the process memorable so she’s not forgotten

Guy1: Did Ana take that kids virginity yet
Guy2: which Ana?
Guy1: Virgin Cum Dumpster crossed any more names off the list?

Guy2: Oh yeah she took Ninja

Guy1: oh shit really?!?

Guy2: all I’m gonna say is* while counting with his fingers* : Cheesecake, Candles, flowers, Airbnb, t-pose into a dab into a vagina, and a trip to Spencer’s before hand

by Virgin number 1 March 7, 2019

cum slurper#0071

a lonely piece of shit with no meaning. she is disgusting and literally, everyone hates her. at first glance, you'd think she's a whore because of her username, but she's actually quite shy. She is really sad and sleep-deprived but honestly, who isn't. she hates when people pay attention to her because she strongly believes that she isn't worth it. she puts too much energy into helping others but nobody ever wants to help her when she needs it. her only true friend is her boyfriend, and everyone knows, even her, that she doesn't deserve him. he is way out of her league and it's truly disappointing that he is willing to settle for a piece of shit like her.

she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .

me: cum slurper#0071 is literally so gross, she probably sits in the shower and cries for hours. she is literally so pathetic. she should just die.

everyone: i agree!

by spermi wermi 42069 May 16, 2022

cum sock surprise

When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.

“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

by bocaj January 2, 2021

Cum Swamp Kingdom

A kingdom of Sleestaks from the hit series Land of the Lost who are known for harvesting cum. Their actions within the past has led to persecution of the Kingdom which included domestic terrorism and a little bit of trolling.

It was once ruled by the leader known as SCOUT.

Person 1: "Hey, I picked up this book on the history of the Cum Swamp Kingdom"

Person 2: "Sweet, is that the one where SCOUT from the Scout Collections hangs out?"

by Obvious_Ninetrey_Alt January 7, 2023