Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)

guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

meat

a different term to use for weed or marijuana

you wanna go smoke some meat dude I just got some from the dispensary

by bcorn December 6, 2024

Meat Mound

The fleshy, nasty mound of meat between Hope Solo's legs as revealed during The Fappening, Pt. 2.

Hope Solo's Meat Mound was on full display during The Fappening, Pt. 2, resulting in mass fascination and repulsion around the globe.

by 58 wolf kennel September 22, 2014

Meat Buttons

A man's erect nipples.

After jogging down the junk food aisle at the 7-11, Andrew's meat buttons were so chafed they were bleeding.

by Phillip Enis January 24, 2013

I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024

Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.

Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7

by Real life hacks November 10, 2025

Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.

“Those shoes lame asf”

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024