When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
Get the Crunchy peanut butter mohawkmug. When your asshole is so lubricated from eating greasy food that you don’t even feel your farts slip out until you get hit with a toxic fart cloud.
by Farter2018 September 23, 2018
Get the Butter Buttmug. A gooey and buttery substance that is produced in your taint when having sex it causes a quaking sound giving it the name duck butter
by Buttery taint January 4, 2019
Get the Duck buttermug. n. root cowchair: a girl with a nice body you would bone but has a "butter face", so you might have to paper bag her to keep it up.
Girl with hot body:(turns around)
Guy 1:"Uggh.. cowchair in the butter!"
Guy 2:" Holy crap yeah."
Girl: "I read Urban definitions!" (runs away crying)
Guys: "Wait I've got a bag!"
Guy 1:"Uggh.. cowchair in the butter!"
Guy 2:" Holy crap yeah."
Girl: "I read Urban definitions!" (runs away crying)
Guys: "Wait I've got a bag!"
by Porkbutter April 15, 2007
Get the cowchair in the buttermug. by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019
Get the Peanut butter dickmug.