Job Done

1. Someone that successfully gets the Job Done

Example: Uber simply doesn't get the Job Done

Example: Pluto and Lu are the only niggaz getting the Job Done

by JDlu February 21, 2021

ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.

Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!

by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011

Inside Job

Beating your meat inside the vagina of a girl, resulting in both fisting and penetration at the same time.

Girl: baby, what are you doing, that feels so great?!
Boy: I'm simply giving you an inside job

by BigGrinder August 14, 2022

glue job

When one individual, of any gender, stimulates the genetalia of an individual with a phallus culminating in the ejacualation of seaman upon the stimulators phalanges and palm; the stimulator then allows to settle and dry upon their hand resulting in a glue like consistanecy which can then be peeled off with immense pleasure.

Hey yo Belinda have you ever had a glue job? No what’s that? Well, remember when you use to peel glue off your hand in elementary school? Yeah. It’s like that, but with seaman.

by Sticky Fingers 1.0 November 29, 2017

Blow Job Corn Field

A place (normally in Nebraska) where you go to get a blow job from your gf or a random how

James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl

Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie

by Kiteorange December 20, 2020

Job

Oh are you super good at running a brothel for one of the retards in your group home? Is that what you value? Working hard in a place were the employees whore themselves out to a cripple? What do I get? Because the whores get paid to have sex and you get promotions you don't deserve for running a retard sex cult. Nothing. The answer is nothing. Unless I rape and murder the people who participate and the retards who don't need to exist in the first place. Then what I get is to punish people who absolutely deserve it.

Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and leave the mess for others to clean up. If I were to do that you all wouldn't like it very much would you? No. You know how I know? Because I stopped doing my job and started doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And now all I want to do is fuck that whore and kill that retard. That is the only thing that matters to me at this point and in the worst case scenario I can just find someone guilt adjacent to punish instead. Because you can hide a Cripple and a whore but you can't hide everyone who knows who they are.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Bean Job

The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.

Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up

by Dat_Last_Bastion June 19, 2018