Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him
Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much
Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much
by Theabusivecat;) June 03, 2021
The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.
by Showershitter1214 June 19, 2025
by Skoolboy Ty May 03, 2016
When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
Person 1: "Hey your not very polite right now"
Person 2: " sorry i didn't mean to be inpolite"
Person 3: " You really got a Norwegian hand, dont you
Person 2: " sorry i didn't mean to be inpolite"
Person 3: " You really got a Norwegian hand, dont you
by Some random Norwegian person August 26, 2023
by Sergeant Jhn. July 17, 2008
A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
by Tittsmcgee November 03, 2017