Meat Vault

The underlying area of the female anatomy just below the pelvic region that is mainly purposed for reproduction, typically housing a faint odor of day old fish.

Dude, I hooked up with Rebecca the other night when we were shit-faced and slid my tube steak inside of her hairy meat vault!

by Halosimage February 15, 2021

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt Cheap Meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Meat Pocket

When you have an extra pocket of flesh for you to store things.

"I'll put that in my meat pocket" said the half deaf girl.

by December 08, 2020

hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.

Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.

by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017

Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none

Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 08, 2024

Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have

Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024