Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.

I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.

by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022

Small Meat Romantic

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)

Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance

by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021

meat mustard

Another word for semen

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night

by Kcole54301 January 30, 2018

meat flick

when autocorrect is drunk and autocorrects netflix to “meat flick”

“wow meat flick is more important than us” -feral gays

by feralgayslave September 7, 2021

Cut the meat sideways

Wasting time doing a useless task.

Don’t cut the meat sideways and get your work done.

by JimmyDaWordsmith July 26, 2021

meat fatigue

Meat Fatigue - when you have consumed large amounts of red meat in a short amount of time, and you feel sleepy, slow, and thick.

“Yo bro… after that cookout I woke up with major Meat Fatigue.”

by XxK1ngCxX February 18, 2023