King Cunt

Big ego, less than average dick size, works fuck-all hours and would prefer to study than chat shit with his mates

There Matt goes again, being King Cunt!

by bingbong@joebyron January 2, 2022

King Abbasi

Some know him as the myth. Others the legend. I personally know him as the MAN.

Man 1. "guys have you heard the story about King Abbasi?"

Man 2. "Yes, ive heard that he have sold sand to a man in sahara"

Man 3. "I've heard that he can bench a car"

The man. The myth. The Legend.

by TheLegend1253721 September 24, 2019

CBK (could be King)

Instead of saying fire, your say "could be king" or CKB for short
Also can be used for Jesus related things where it "could be king" i.e. could be jesus

Yo, that thing you just did that was cool, cbk (could be king)

by bababanananaaaa June 12, 2025

rylie king

Rylie King is a very large muscle man who is 6ft

Wow he is very large and 6ft it must be a Rylie King

by VeryLargeMan November 27, 2019

Short King

A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.

Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024

Sacramento Kings

People say they could beat the Warriors, but the Warriors and their fans still don't really think they could beat the Warriors yet, since it hasn't happened.

The Sacramento Kings are a good team, but the Warriors still don't think they're as good as the Warriors.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Zest King

A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.

Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.

by jamal denquivius III May 15, 2023