Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

Simp

A hoe ass nigga that talks to a girl in hopes of getting pussy

Ablai is a fucking simp

by Voramo December 7, 2019

Simp

Samantha Walsh

Omg quit buying my drinks and scratching my back. You’re such a “simp”

by Emmernaur October 19, 2022

Simp

Where a male places himself and or agrees on the side of a female in a discussion where most of the males opinions oppose that of the female, going to the extent of baiting his homies, in order to get in those panties, however ends up looking submissive and a huge pussy and failing to make any contributions in his hunt for the female e.g famous simpers: yasir Ahmed

“ yasir Ahmed is being a huge simp and he is also a snitch”

by Kasper19292992 January 12, 2020

Simp

When a person changes their wallpaper to a male friend

Simp simp simp simp

by Leopardzo October 17, 2020

Simp

A shell of a man who will do anything for the approval of a woman. (Usually without reciprocation)

Man, Alexis Ruiz is such a simp.

by Darren terbull February 13, 2020

SIMP

Sorta Ingenious Magic Pencil

Man, you draw really well, or is that a SIMP?

by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022