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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
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having a fucking brain

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"
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i’m fucking viktor

tfw when you’re fucking viktor. I’m fucking viktor
I’m fucking viktor. I’m fucking viktor. Liam Im going to smoke a cigarette in your bathroom. I’m fucking viktor.
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Get the fucking gun!!

Telling someone to go get th- oh shit get the FUCKING GUN!!
Mike, go get the fucking GUN!!
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your mums fucking pussy

what every person touches fresh out of the womb
did you touch your mums fucking pussy on the way out?
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Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)
When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.
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