sizzle tits

Pedantic bitch from strata

Don’t worry I won’t let sizzle tits into your unit

by Xxxxxxxtina March 2, 2025

zeppelin-titted

A female (sometimes enlarged males) who have a massive bust. Depending on the age of the female these breasts can reach massive proportions. For example; a fourteen-year-old girl who is zeppelin-titted can have breast at the size of F's (DDD). While women of adulthood can reach a cup size of J (DDDDDDD). Although not looking the type, these women can have high I.Q's, and even multiple degrees. Z.T. Women usually do not consider themselves superior in beauty, but can judge other women by their intellect. It should go without saying that getting Z.T. women to be attracted to you, let alone having a public and sexual relationship with them is difficult at best. Showing her that you are worthwhile is the best course of action of getting these large breasted women.

Example one:
Guy 1:Did you see that girl with the huge rack
Guy 2: Dude, not only does she got the booty, but she's Zeppelin-titted.
Guy 1: Really bro? Aw man, do I want her.
Guy 2: Hey, careful, she's not a girl you can get in to easy. You got to show her you're worth it.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Hey, check me out.
Girl 2: No. Way. Are you Zeppelin titted?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, and I'm being smart with who I let in.

by Phoenixhydra December 9, 2013

tits

Just another word for awesome. Rad. Sweet (which needs to be played out). Cool, etc.

That song is tits.

by letiniestrobot June 23, 2014

tit men

when society is ran by tits.

or some bullshit henry david thoreau came up with.

wow! why would anyone ever use the word "tit men" in a book about living by a pond!

by henrydavidthoreaufan November 9, 2021

Sparkle Tits

The act of putting pegs on your nipples, often posted on various social media platforms such as X/Twitter.

Usually clothes pegs made from eco friendly wood.

Dave: "Did you get any last night?"

Graham: "No but I did see some Sparkle Tits on twitter"

by PegsForNips June 3, 2024

Tits Coma

When you eat so much peanut butter, concepts of words become weird with other people and the word itis becomes confused with tits

Guy: "Man, I ate too much peanut buttter...I think its putting me into an itis coma."

Girl: "I read that ass tits."

Guy: "Tits Coma?"

by Damien Soade September 11, 2011

tit chunker

The worst cunt muffin you can find. Think about what cunt muffins are then them double that. They are the stupidest cunts fuckers on the earth. The dumbest cock juggling thunder cunts you can think of

The tit chunker was saying he doesn't know how many earths he's been on.

by Sluttiest one June 30, 2017