JACK N' SNACK

Jacking off in the upwards position while trying to catch your load in your own mouth.

I am really horny I could go for a good Jack N' Snack right now.

by twitch, lurch, crock February 24, 2008

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bohemian jack in the box

When a woman, defying all possible logic, has sex with a man from behind.

Terrance: So uh, Trixie gave me a bohemian jack in the box last night.

Monty: *confused gaze* Is.. is that even possible?

by Marlene Corvelle December 19, 2007

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In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.

Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"

by Magic striss March 13, 2009

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jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.

Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"

by Jim August 21, 2004

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Jack Twist

An unfortunate or ironic series of events. Especially or pertaining to homosexual behavior and displays.

Jack was the victim of a Jack Twist of fate one super day when he was to march his taunt glutes in the local gay pride parade, but instead received a mexican snake bite en route from an anti-abortion lobbyist. This is a true Jack Twist of fate.

by holy frijole May 13, 2006

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